urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flashman and others call me Joe Star in the Sky 2007-10-20T03:12:13Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flashman:930 2007-10-20T03:12:13Z 2007-10-20T03:12:13Z Would you be so kind as to find someone to walk behind me with a boombox blaring "THERE GOES MY HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES."? <br /><br />Thank you. It's not so much the attention, as it is that it should be so completely more obvious how great I am.<br /><br />Their main requirement would be that they could, you know, see ghosts and stuff and be into great humiliation. <br /><br />Though I like to think of myself more as a "guardian angel" type, most of the people willing to take a job for no money generally refer to my esteemed position in simpler forms. However, I'm not into people who make astrology charts. I do have my standards. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:flashman:678 2007-02-10T22:38:18Z 2007-02-10T22:38:18Z I stay in bed. 11 is not my lucky number anymore.<br /><br />Discuss.