Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:12:13 GMT

Would you be so kind as to find someone to walk behind me with a boombox blaring "THERE GOES MY HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES."?

Thank you. It's not so much the attention, as it is that it should be so completely more obvious how great I am.

Their main requirement would be that they could, you know, see ghosts and stuff and be into great humiliation.

Though I like to think of myself more as a "guardian angel" type, most of the people willing to take a job for no money generally refer to my esteemed position in simpler forms. However, I'm not into people who make astrology charts. I do have my standards.

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Sat, 10 Feb 2007 22:38:18 GMT

I stay in bed. 11 is not my lucky number anymore.

Discuss.

Some people call me Anthony

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